Tools

provo is not the tool capital of the world; however i would argue that are enough to fill a whole tool box.

therefore my co-workers and i compiled this list to define what a tool bag really is. (i have witnessed all of these)

you know you're a tool if =

* you use the words sick, tight and bro in the same sentence.
* your neighbors often complain about your music being too loud.
* you wear a blue shirt to church.
* you think wearing two polos is cool.
* you go to the gym to pick up girls.
* you have a pullup bar in your door frame.
* your excuse for wearing pink is that real men wear pink.
* you fail to recognize the number of credits you are taking.
* you think drag racing is cool.
* you pop your collar.
* you have made over a million dollars in summer sales.
* you home teach via text message.
* your honda civic has a tricked out spoiler on the back.
* you say you're area code when asked where you're from.
* you wear your intramural championship t-shirt to school.
* you shave your legs and arms.
* you roll down your windows in public places so all can hear your bass.
* you pay to watch ultimate fighting.
* you drink rockstars, red bulls or other energy drinks.
* you have a soul patch goatee.
* you drop out of college to start a network marketing company or call center.
* you have pierced ears.
* you wear puka shells.
* you alter your garments for your deep v t-shirts.
* your profile picture is a picture of you shirtless.
* you pretend to like the lakers even when you're not from la.
* you look like you're on steroids.
* you wear uggs.
* your ipod is filled with g unit, lil wayne and 50 cent.
* you wear sunglasses at night.
* you watch jersey shore religiously.
* you go to tanning beds.
* you text girls after midnight to come over.
* you use axe body spray.
* you drink musclemilk for breakfast.
* you wear ed hardy.
* you brag about having a trust fund.
* you flex your muscles on more than one occasion daily.
* you have more than one mirror in your room.
* you use expensive hair products.
* your favorite movie is 300.
* you have frosted tips.
* you call california cali, so cal or the o.c.
* you date cougars.
* you know what gtl means.
* you buy ripped jeans.
* you expect people to know you're name.
* you mix protein shakes in the foyer at church.
* you have chinese letters tattooed somewhere on your body.

do you know wrenches, hammers or drills with these tendencies?

what would you add to our list?