Modern Development Rock

Last night I stayed up watching episodes from all three of my favorite TV shows.



Nothing makes me laugh harder. And no other shows even compare to the writing and acting.
It is almost as if they developed these for me.

Some of my favorite quotes from last night's episodes:


Modern Family


Phil - "Claire's a perfectionist, which is sometimes a good thing, like when it comes to picking a husband."

Mitchell - "Why did you dress her in jungle print?"
Cam - "Because I thought it would be cute."
Mitchell - "She's going to think she's back in Vietnam."

Claire - "Women in their 30s on the internet are like ninjas. They get in their little black outfits and try to sneak their way into your marriage."

Gloria - "I thought one of the advantages of marrying an older guys was going to be able to relax. But all of this swimming and running and rowing, it's just like how some of my relatives got into this country."

Luke - "We had a fire drill last night. Not the hotel. Just me and Manny."

Cameron - "Did you hear that woman screaming my name?"
Mitchell - "That was Phil. He had a Red Bull."

Phil - "It's like a movie theater, library and a music store all rolled in to one awesome pad."
Alex - "A library is a place where people get books."
Haley - A movie theater is a place where people go on dates."

Luke - "I dunno, mom always tells me what to do."
Phil - "Join the club."

Haley - "OMG, gross. Dad I can't even picture you with a woman."
Claire - "Thank you."


Arrested Development


Lindsay - "Well, you and I have different management styles. I believe work should be fun, and you try to crush people's spirits. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose?"

Lucille - "Get me a vodka rocks."
Michael - "Mom, it’s breakfast."
Lucille - "And a piece of toast."

Michael - "You're just jumping right into this, huh?"
Buster - "That's what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mom say."

Michael - "Hey, Mom. Remember we had that conversation about trying to cut back on things that aren't necessities?"
Lucille - "Like it was yesterday."
Michael - "It was this morning."

Buster - "And I'm going to continue dating, Mom."
Michael - "It sounds a little bit like "dating Mom."
Buster - "It's starting to feel a little like it."

Gob - "I've got the marriage and none of the good parts. It's like so far it's been all chain and no ball."

Lucille - "What are you doing home?"
Buster - "The Army had half a day."

Michael - "I think George Michael's hiding Ann in the attic."
Lindsay - "From who? The Nazis?"

Gob - "Michael, I've been looking for you."
Michael - "Looks like you're looking for dragons. In the future."


30 Rock


Jack - "Are you familiar with the Japanese art of Reiki?"
Liz - "No."
Jack - "It is the laying on of hands in order to improve one's life."
Liz - "How does your life improve? Do the hands have money in them?"

Floyd - "If the whole world moved to their favorite vacation spots, then the whole world would live in Hawaii and Italy and Cleveland."

Jack - "Lemon, I want to thank you. For showing me that I could have a pleasant evening with a woman my age."
Liz - "I'm twelve years younger than you."
Jack - "A woman your age then."

Kenneth - "We lose half the congregation every time American Idol starts up."

Tracy - "So what's your religion, Liz Lemon?"
Liz - "I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to."

Tracy - "If you get rich off this stuff, just take care of my family. I don't want my kids to have to go to college."

Jenna - "Hey, I've gotta miss an hour of rehearsal today 'cause I just found out from my publicist that I've been booked on The View."
Pete - "Oh, Jenna, that's great. For the first time in your life, you'll be in a room full of women and you'll be the least crazy one."

Liz - "Why are you wearing a tux?"
Jack - "It's after six. What am I, a farmer?"

Liz - "Is that baby oil they're rubbing on your legs?"
Jenna - "No it's italian dressing. It makes them look shinier."

Jenna - "Oh I support the war. I want the troops to kill everyone so they can come home."

Cerie - "These sunglasses have a chip in them that makes the lenses change color as my iPod loses power!"


So stalkers, which show is your favorite?