Naked Church

What kind of advertisements do you find on your door?

In Provo, I would come home everyday to something new attached to my door. Usually it consisted of invitations to ward prayer, birthday parties, ward activities, or even the occasional flyer about making $1 million dollars selling alarm systems. None were blog worthy.

Apparently in Salt Lake, they give out ads for different religions. Like this.

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This was on my door handle the other day when I got home from church. Read it carefully. Naked church.

Can we just stop and think about that for a minute . . . . . . . a church full of naked people. As if I wanted to see my friends, family, neighbors, coworkers and strangers worship God in the nude. I'm not one to judge or question, but isn't that combining worship and pornography?

Sounds like a dangerous equation to me.

What's worse is that the directions on the back say that it is held in an elementary school. I'm not sure if it's public or private, but isn't that against the law - even if it is on a Sunday?

Reason #100034 for being LDS: Not having to watch the chorister lead the music nude. Her upper Relief Society arm is enough exposed skin for me.

4 comments:

  1. Hilarious... I laughed. Thanks Garrett!

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  2. hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha this made my day!

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  3. Now all jokes aside, this may be the church that my biological father attends. Sounds like something right up his alley. Oh and PS he has been excommunicated 3 times, so maybe we should keep it all ON!

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  4. aaah haha gar bearr you are hilarious. seriously this was funny.

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